NOT FRIENDLY HOODIE
🇬🇧 Manufactured In The UK
Description
Description
Because Personal Space is a Human Right
Ever wished you could ward off unwanted social interactions without saying a word? Tired of random people thinking you're open for unsolicited conversations, awkward hugs, or—worse—group activities? The ForceWear 'Not Friendly, Do Not Touch' Hoodie is here to do the talking (so you don’t have to).
Crafted from 80% premium, battle-hardened cotton, this Hoodie is soft enough for comfort but firm enough to remind people to keep their grubby mitts to themselves. With bold, no-nonsense typography, the message is clear: Approach at your own risk.
Features:
✅ Social Battery Saver – One look at this shirt, and people will think twice before asking you dumb questions.
✅ Tactical Personal Space Enforcement – Whether in a queue, on public transport, or surrounded by overly enthusiastic extroverts, this hoodie keeps the enemy at bay.
✅ High-Visibility Warning System – The striking design ensures that even the most oblivious offenders (you know who you are) get the message loud and clear.
✅ Unisex & Universally Applicable – Perfect for introverts, grumpy veterans, caffeine-deprived humans, and anyone who values a quiet life.
Ideal for work, the pub, the gym, or anywhere you’d rather not be spoken to, the ‘Not Friendly, Do Not Touch’ Hoodie is the ultimate way to protect your personal space without breaking social norms, or kneecaps.
Grab yours today and enjoy the bliss of solitude. No talking required. 🚷
DETAILS:
- Printed in our Signature Battleworn® Style
- Unisex Fit
- Tagless, Itch-Free Design
- Side Seamed / Ultra-Comfortable
- Strong Double Needle Stitching
- 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester
- Machine Wash Max 30 Deg
- Do Not Tumble Dry
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FAQ'S
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SIZE CHART:
To make ordering easy, our sizes align to 'Off The High Street Sizing' see our SIZE CHARTS.
What is BATTLE WORN STYLE?
We print our designs in our signature 'Battle Worn' style, this means they have Slightly Distressed Artwork, with a Super Soft and Comfortable Feel. They're just like your 'Old Faithful' Tour T-Shirts, that you've never had the heart to bin.
Our No DRAMA Guarantee…
The way we see it, we have no business asking for your next order, unless you are satisfied with your last! So, to make sure we meet your expectations, we back every purchase with our 'No Drama' Guarantee.
You can buy from Veterans, knowing that our gear is guaranteed for normal wear/tear and defects in manufacturing. So, if you are not completely satisfied, we will provide a refund or exchange on any item within 30 day’s receipt of purchase. Please see the returns procedure below.
What Payment Methods can I use?
We accept Clearpay, Klarna (coming soon), Paypal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Amazon Pay and most major international Credit and Debit Cards.
What if I am lucky enough to have a Discount Code?
Just enter your unique (single use) code in the ‘Discount Field in the checkout. If you forget to do so, we regret we are unable to override and backdate this process.
What Is Your Production Lead Time?
How Long Is Delivery?
Delivery Is Tracked 24, Once Dispatched.
How will you ship my order?
Once your item is completed your orders are dispatched by Royal Mail Tracked 24, so don’t forget to add your phone number and email to your order, so that we can automatically forward you your tracking details.
With Royal Mail Tracked 24 your parcel will be scanned and tracked in 5 locations, and you will be informed by Royal Mail regarding its progress on its way. You can track your parcel by following this link and inputting the tracking number here: TRACK YOUR ORDER
Do you ship Internationally and what’s the timeline to arrive?
Yes, we ship Internationally daily! EU should arrive within 3-5 working days and other ROW destinations within 4-10 working days. We use International Signed For which requires a signature on delivery.
Please note: When you buy online from another country/outside of the EU, VAT must also be paid, just as if you ordered goods that are already located within your country/EU. Your postal operator or courier may collect the VAT from you on delivery.
Is UK & BFPO Shipping really FREE?
Hell Yeah! We offer automatic FREE UK & BFPO Shipping on all orders £74.95 or over (after any discounts, coupons or offer codes are deducted}
UK / Royal Mail 24hr / Orders £74.95+ / Free Shipping
What are your Standard Shipping Prices?
UK / Royal Mail 24hr / £4.45
Ireland / Royal Mail Tracked / £9.95
ROW / Royal Mail International / £12.95
What is your Return Procedure?
We offer a ‘No Drama’ Guarantee, easy return policy on unworn and unwashed clothing. These can be returned for a full refund (excluding shipping), just contact us via: CONTACT OUR TEAM
Incorrect, Faulty or Missing item in my order, what do I do?
We want to sort out any issues with incorrect items straight away, just contact us via: CONTACT OUR TEAM
Customer Service Hours
Monday - Friday 0900 to 1600 GMT