DON'T BE A COCKWOMBLE!
OH DEAR. YOU'VE SCANNED IT.
WARNING: This shirt is your intervention. A fabric-based wake-up call. A cotton-powered course correction. Whoever's wearing it has had enough...
COCKWOMBLE (Noun): "A useless fuckwit who suffers from verbal diarrhoea and has a high opinion of themselves."
...so by scanning it, you've just been called one, but don't panic. There's still time to reassess your last few decisions. Then go forth, with this new life motto burned into your brain:
👉 Remember. Don't. Be. A. Cockwomble!
Now Get Your Own Back 👇
Description
Description
DETAILS:
High Quality Graphic T-Shirt
Printed in our Signature Battleworn® Style
Unisex Fit
Side Seamed / Ultra-Comfortable
Strong Double Needle Stitching
100% Cotton
Machine Wash Max 30 Deg
Do Not Tumble Dry
Each product type has a slightly different size chart, so please do check for each product.
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If you have any questions about which size to order feel free to reach out to us.
FAQ'S
FAQ'S
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Size & Fit
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Size Guides: Every product has its own size chart in the photos. You can also find all size charts [HERE].
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Tip: Sizing may vary slightly between items, so always check the guide for the exact product you’re ordering.
Battle Worn Style
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Our designs are printed in our signature Battle Worn style.
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That means:
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Slightly distressed artwork.
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Super-soft, comfortable feel.
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Think of it like your old faithful tour shirt you’ve never been able to part with.
Our No Drama Guarantee
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We back every order with our No Drama Guarantee:
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If you’re not satisfied, we’ll sort you out.
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Refund or exchange on any item within 30 days of receipt.
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Full details are in our [Returns Policy].
Payments
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We accept: Clearpay, Klarna, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Amazon Pay, and most major debit/credit cards.
Discount Codes
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Got a code? Enter it in the “Discount” field at checkout.
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Missed it? Sorry, we can’t add it after the order’s placed.
Production Time
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All gear is Made To Order.
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Normal turnaround: 2–4 working days.
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During sales/promotions: may take longer, but we’ll always push to get your order out quickly.
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Order status:
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Awaiting Fulfilment / Order Confirmed = we’re making your gear.
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Shipped = it’s done, passed QC, and on its way to you (with tracking email).
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Delivery
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UK delivery is sent Royal Mail Tracked 24.
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Once shipped, most orders land next working day.
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Tracking updates come straight from Royal Mail.
International Shipping
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Yes, we ship worldwide, daily.
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Typical delivery times:
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EU: 3–5 working days
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Rest of World: 4–10 working days
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Sent International Tracked and/or Signed For (signature required).
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Duties/VAT: If you’re outside the UK/EU, your local courier may charge VAT or import fees on delivery.
Free UK Shipping
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Orders £74.95+ (after discounts) qualify for FREE UK shipping.
BFPO Shipping
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Yes, we ship to BFPO addresses.
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Standard shipping rates apply unless your order also qualifies for free UK shipping.
Standard Shipping Prices
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UK (Royal Mail 24hr): £4.65
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BFPO (Royal Mail 24hr): £4.65
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Ireland (Royal Mail Tracked): £9.95
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Rest of World (Royal Mail International): From £12.95
Returns
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Easy returns under our No Drama Guarantee.
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Clothing must be unworn and unwashed.
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Refunds exclude shipping costs.
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To start a return: [CONTACT OUR TEAM].
Incorrect, Faulty or Missing Items
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If we’ve messed up, we’ll put it right fast.
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Just [CONTACT OUR TEAM] and we’ll sort it.
Customer Service
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Hours: Monday – Friday, 0900–1600 GMT
